Organizing a wine list is actually trickier than it appears. We've all seen the bad ones: white wines organized into three categories of Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc, and "Aromatic" Whites—which, yes, includes Muscadet—or the list of Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Noir, and "Other" Reds. That other category is always the rub—what the hell do you do with that Valle d'Aosta Fumin anyway? But how are the best lists organized? And do wine nerds and our larger pools of wine-drinking guests value the same styles of organization equally? From my perspective, simple organization is best. We often think about variety first, so use that as your first filter. Why separate white Burgundy and California Chardonnay by 10 pages; the styles represented within each section are increasingly diverse while the categories themselves are more closely aligned than ever. From variety, keep it simple and geographic. From my (the wine nerd) perspective, this makes it really easy to see your breadth of selections and find what I am looking for. But it doesn't really solve the problem of that Fumin bottle. In the same way that it is not always easy to extrapolate or generalize when learning the theory behind wine, it's almost impossible to create a one-size-fits-all "classification system" for a modern wine list without getting... fancy.
Speaking of fancy, there are a few things that drive me crazy. Please don't segregate your wine list according to soil/bedrock. You are likely to be wrong in some cases, and—much like VDP ortswein bottlings—this information is of uncertain value to the guest, at least when it comes to anticipating the type of wine that is going to end up in the glass. The same goes for listing wines by musical association (I kind of get where you are going, Keith, with pre-drug Beatles and Duckhorn Merlot, but...), artistic template, or any other sort of labeling that categorizes one arguably subjective enterprise by another. I can't find anything. Maybe I'm just tone-deaf. In counterpoint, however, a sommelier with this list can get a lot of airplay with his/her guests. This list invites a conversation about preferences. If you have someone on the floor who really understands the list and has the time to talk with each interested table, this list could be exciting for the "neophyte," even as it is maddening for the nerd! (Editor's note: If someone classified a wine list solely by jean style—skinny, acid-wash, designer, and boot cut—we would all understand.)
Bottom line: Stay away from "fun" categorizations and any taste profiles (full-bodied reds, aromatic whites, etc.) unless you really know your list inside and out and can be sure each category title is actually representative of its contents. Also, please no tasting notes. I don't care if it tastes like apples. If it's that important, please convey that information upon the order. "It tastes like apples. You'll love it."
Wine lists come in all shapes and sizes. Assuming you've decided on an organization that makes sense for your restaurant and clientele, the next issue is the selection and variety of what you offer. For most wine lists one Sancerre producer is all you need. For another you may want to offer both a value and a bottling that you think is worth splurging on. However, if you're going to list ten, then it better be for good reason and someone on the floor should be able to make an intelligent differentiation between them. In the most likely case where you only have one, I’d suggest you ask yourself the question "Why that Sancerre?" There's more than one intelligent answer here but if yours is, “that's the one my distributor brought me” then you're probably not a very good wine director. Philosophy is thinking about thinking from multiple perspectives; creating a good wine list involves thinking about why your wine list is good—even better if you can do this while stepping out of your own head.
Let's start with selection. Sometimes if I see a wine on a list that I'm curious about, instead of asking the sommelier to describe it, I ask them why they picked that Verdicchio of all of the whites in the Marche. If the answer is "I went there last year and tasted 100 wines, and that's the one that stood out in my memory" then I'm pretty intrigued. Realistically, the response is more likely a puzzled look while they wonder to themselves "Who is this jerk?” Honestly, I sympathize with this response but it probably means you're not the best person in the world at your job.
Now let's talk variety—but first we have to realize that not every category requires it. If you're going to only have one Pinot Grigio it should probably be one that the vast majority of customers who are going to order Pinot Grigio in a restaurant will like and think they got for a relatively good price. If you only have one Pinot Grigio and it's fermented on the skins for three months without sulfur followed by four years of underwater aging and costs $100... then I probably hate you. In the case where you want to highlight a category that you think deserves focus in your program, then just make sure that you are representing unique styles and training your staff accordingly. A “cool” wine director may have twelve vintages of Cascina Francia, but a good wine director has both Altare and Conterno and a staff that can explain the difference.
Short, country- or region-specific wine lists tailored to the cuisine are all the rage these days, and when thoughtfully assembled these lists are great. They tend to challenge the guest to order something unfamiliar—but this style of restaurant is also unlikely to employ a dedicated somm. There is a gauntlet thrown; the guest is almost challenged to order something unfamiliar and the wait staff has to know the list—and the lingo—inside and out. I really love some of the tight, focused, region-specific lists out there, but these always ring a little more true when the wine buyer is really invested in the program. When you can feel the passion for the wine and—almost more importantly—the culture behind it. This is usually an owner's list, not an itinerant wine buyer, who will be somewhere else, buying other wines, in a year.
The massive tome, on the other hand, fossilized quickly in the wake of the 2008 crash. Yet examples live on, in our hallowed halls of fine-dining, and they continue to celebrate their own heft. If you have a 100-page wine list, give us real choice! Choice is not five of ten Burgundy pages devoted solely to La Tâche; that's a still life! If you want to curate something, work in a museum. There's the other extreme, too: the list that is composed solely of the wines that you will drink with chef's menu tonight. You get only the pairing wines, we've decided, because that's what's good for you. Yes, that's fine, I get that your dinner experience is akin to high theatre, but sometimes people just want to drink what they are comfortable with because they are extremely uncomfortable with their awkward date. Again: give us choice! Both of these extremes, in some way, are the same.
For me, my favorite lists tend to be small-ish, with 100-300 selections at a range of price points reachable by an average, hard-working human being—a wide enough variety to satisfy my Seghesio-swilling uncle and me, without judgment. I don't want just the names, but I do want a fair representation of classic archetypes and regions. I like lists that highlight sustainability without being rigidly dogmatic. My dream list: one that shows a buyer understands the vast world of wine styles available, takes care to highlight a few that especially resound with the food, has a little personality, and—most importantly—refuses to fetishize grape juice.
Making a general commentary on wine list pricing is dangerous. Every business model is unique. Some restaurants have owned their real estate for generations and others are paying off construction loans. Nashville is different from New York; a bistro is different from fine dining; not to mention that alcohol taxation can be dramatically different from country to country. That being said, I think there are a few guidelines that can apply in broad context. First, make sure that the average bottle price makes sense for your food prices. I’ve heard the general rule that the average bottle price should be approximately twice that of the average entrée. I'm not willing to put total stock in such an easy generalization, but this doesn't seem too far from the mark. Obviously there are reasons to deviate from any heuristic, but just make sure you're thinking about it.
Second, I would strongly urge considering a scaled markup. If you have a bottle of wine for $10 cost that you really love, I don't think charging even $40 is totally unreasonable. You have to pay the price of admission. That being said, I personally can't imagine paying a three times markup on a $200 cost bottle of wine. Any time I see a wine list with a universal markup percentage (or anything close) I always opt for the less expensive bottle and I save my splurge purchases for restaurants that encourage me to do so. Thinking about the contribution margin (hey I just made $100 profit on my bottle priced at $200 even though it's only 2x markup) as opposed to just a simple margin percentage (I just made $40 profit on my $60 bottle of wine at 3x markup) can have many intangible benefits as well—from increasing staff tips on higher check averages to increased customer satisfaction to lots of Instagram pictures in your restaurant.
In 2012 Annette Alvarez-Peters, lead wine buyer for CostCo, earned scorn and enmity from the wine press when she likened wine to other products, shrugging off the suggestion that wine was any different from toilet paper. As sommeliers we love to glorify our calling—it's an awesome profession, yes—but at a very basic level we are selling very interesting vacuums. Actually, strike that—the margins on vacuums are probably much higher. In any event, providing a simple list of wares might threaten to unmask something banal, so we inject our spin, our personality, our sense of artistry into the endeavor. We desire to create lists that are, like anything material, extensions of ourselves. Great sommeliers find a balance between these two extremes; a great list is a high-wire act of user-friendliness, expert salesmanship, and a little personal expression. As such, I love to see a little exposition sprinkled throughout a list—enough to highlight a few producers or bottles, especially when they are unheralded or easy to overlook but worth championing. That being said, if you can't write; don't. (Or hire someone to do it for you.)
Presentation is also a big deal. Do you go the old leather-bound route? Seems old-fashioned, unless you run a steakhouse. One page lists are great, although those larger than legal-size paper are often too unwieldy at the table. Follow some basic rules: If you have the price in the right-hand column and the wine justified on the left margin, make sure the guest can easily trace from one side to the other; if your lighting is super-dim, adjust your font accordingly, etc. And what about the iPad list? These can be wonderful user-friendly tools or they can be an absolute f***ing disaster. They can allow the guest to quickly narrow down choices or they can invite confusion. Is the screen way too bright for your ambience? Is the iPad itself too heavy? The iPad list can really improve things on the back end, and it makes the 86 list obsolete, but from the guest's perspective the interfaces are usually lacking in, well, a sense of hospitality.
The interesting thing for me is in my limited experience with IPad lists, the guest may be informed by previous information but may not be branching out the way they would a paper list. Guests in my area without a ton of wine knowledge seem to direct the iPad directly to the Pinot or Cab section (or whatever varietal they're most familiar with) seeking something familiar and easy. While I like having those "point and click" wines available for guests, I do also enjoy at least the possibility of finding them something similar but new.
"Honestly, I sympathize with this response but it probably means you're not the best person in the world at your job."- Pure Gold!
One of the best things I've read in weeks.
I know I'm a little late to the discussion but thought I'd throw this out there and see if anyone had any thoughts on our organization, input and criticism can be quite valuable on the quest for knowledge. We are a 40 year old steakhouse. Cellar Selections ($100+) - I.e. Insignia, caymus ss, quintessa, penfolds.. then broken down on the next two pages by ($30-$70) cabs / merlots / red wine collection (essentially Pinot / Zin / Malbec / blends ) --- whites are separated by Chardonnay and white wine favorites ( Pinot Grigio / sauv blanc ) etc. Then my reserve list offers varying prices from $20-1000, with the categories being champagne/sparkling - half bottles/lrg bottles - new world whites - old world whites - our reds are broken down into Italian - French (excluding Rhone) - Spain - then further broken down varietally Syrah - Pinot Noir - Zinfandel - Cabernets & Merlots & Blends. I find most guests can feel comfortable with the first list, having a back up with a broader selection broken down in a way that you can see Syrah and go from chave to kongsgaard to martinelli to gramercy allows guests to almost feel inclined to either stay safe or ask questions. My goal in making a list is accessibility, comfort, and intrigue. Easy to read, accurate****, enticing. I want guests to feel a sense of adventure regardless if they order the $300 2015 Judge for the $30 Chicken Oscar or a 2011 Chilean Cab done in French oak for 18 months for $35 to go with a $50 Bone in Filet.
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I absolutely love this discussion. One of my first bosses taught me that you take money to the bank - not a percentage. May I throw in a criteria that wasn't touched on?- That the size of the list have a direct relationship to the proper storage available. Thank you for the thought provoking article.
I really appreciate the pricing section, as this is a current battle I am fighting in a small, Oklahoma, college town.
I used to not like i pad lists earlier, but as mentioned by Luke Boland, if they dont have too much distractions, they are actually better in a darker island restaurant setting that we have than struggling to read the wine list.
Thank you for a very nicely written article. The points are informative and worth more discussion.
Clément Cariot My personal argument against a wine organized by price is that I generally look for a style of wine that I'm interested in (Champagne/Italian White/etc) on the wine list and then decide how much money to spend only after seeing how exciting/value for money the possibilities are. I might look at Chablis and decide to spend $50 or $150 based on what the options are for my taste.
Would it be against any unforeseen etiquette rules to have a wine list simply organized by price points? After all one of the most important question I asked my guests, after the style of wine that they like, is how much they would like to spend. Other wise what is your opinion on a list organized by car type: Amercan muscle, European luxury, economic, mid-size, exotic, etc.?
Nice write guys thank you!
Im maintaining an ipad list with 350ish labels and couldn't imagine a better way to organize my wines. The labels look sharp and can help guests find something familiar quickly sometimes without reading through printed names/producers. Also, as much a i try to avoid making buys based on anyones personal wine "score", alot of wine drinkers are paying attention to that and to listing those kind of things on the ipad, next to the label, has upsold some wines before ive gotten to the table. Its the most incredible beverage on the planet, it should be dressed well!!
Fantastic article, thank you for posting. Great tips as I re-vamp our restaurant wine list.
I love this topic. It is great to have enthusiasm for the esoteric or the austere but Americans mostly go for bolder fuller flavors. Matt when you compare wines to vacuums does that mean some wines suck more than others? Sorry...I couldn't help my self. But when people buy vacuums or most consumer goods brands like Hoover and Dyson provide comfort. If one was in charge of Cable TV and every channel was the history channel, Cable TV would no longer exist. I like balanced wine lists with a little discovery, a little history, a few trophies (although I cant afford those) and some recognized labels. We all have been to a party where we know no one. It can be uncomfortable. Most consumers are not wedding crashers. They want to see a few friends on the wine list and that gives them the confidence to be more adventurous.
Wonderful discussion, exactly the kind of interesting back and forth consideration that gets the mental juices flowing. Thanks guys!
Skin-fermented underwater aged Pinot Grigio...I'm dying.