Organizing a wine list is actually trickier than it appears. We've all seen the bad ones: white wines organized into three categories of Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc, and "Aromatic" Whites—which, yes, includes Muscadet—or the list of Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Noir, and "Other" Reds. That other category is always the rub—what the hell do you do with that Valle d'Aosta Fumin anyway? But how are the best lists organized? And do wine nerds and our larger pools of wine-drinking guests value the same styles of organization equally? From my perspective, simple organization is best. We often think about variety first, so use that as your first filter. Why separate white Burgundy and California Chardonnay by 10 pages; the styles represented within each section are increasingly diverse while the categories themselves are more closely aligned than ever. From variety, keep it simple and geographic. From my (the wine nerd) perspective, this makes it really easy to see your breadth of selections and find what I am looking for. But it doesn't really solve the problem of that Fumin bottle. In the same way that it is not always easy to extrapolate or generalize when learning the theory behind wine, it's almost impossible to create a one-size-fits-all "classification system" for a modern wine list without getting... fancy.
Speaking of fancy, there are a few things that drive me crazy. Please don't segregate your wine list according to soil/bedrock. You are likely to be wrong in some cases, and—much like VDP ortswein bottlings—this information is of uncertain value to the guest, at least when it comes to anticipating the type of wine that is going to end up in the glass. The same goes for listing wines by musical association (I kind of get where you are going, Keith, with pre-drug Beatles and Duckhorn Merlot, but...), artistic template, or any other sort of labeling that categorizes one arguably subjective enterprise by another. I can't find anything. Maybe I'm just tone-deaf. In counterpoint, however, a sommelier with this list can get a lot of airplay with his/her guests. This list invites a conversation about preferences. If you have someone on the floor who really understands the list and has the time to talk with each interested table, this list could be exciting for the "neophyte," even as it is maddening for the nerd! (Editor's note: If someone classified a wine list solely by jean style—skinny, acid-wash, designer, and boot cut—we would all understand.)
Bottom line: Stay away from "fun" categorizations and any taste profiles (full-bodied reds, aromatic whites, etc.) unless you really know your list inside and out and can be sure each category title is actually representative of its contents. Also, please no tasting notes. I don't care if it tastes like apples. If it's that important, please convey that information upon the order. "It tastes like apples. You'll love it."
Wine lists come in all shapes and sizes. Assuming you've decided on an organization that makes sense for your restaurant and clientele, the next issue is the selection and variety of what you offer. For most wine lists one Sancerre producer is all you need. For another you may want to offer both a value and a bottling that you think is worth splurging on. However, if you're going to list ten, then it better be for good reason and someone on the floor should be able to make an intelligent differentiation between them. In the most likely case where you only have one, I’d suggest you ask yourself the question "Why that Sancerre?" There's more than one intelligent answer here but if yours is, “that's the one my distributor brought me” then you're probably not a very good wine director. Philosophy is thinking about thinking from multiple perspectives; creating a good wine list involves thinking about why your wine list is good—even better if you can do this while stepping out of your own head.
Let's start with selection. Sometimes if I see a wine on a list that I'm curious about, instead of asking the sommelier to describe it, I ask them why they picked that Verdicchio of all of the whites in the Marche. If the answer is "I went there last year and tasted 100 wines, and that's the one that stood out in my memory" then I'm pretty intrigued. Realistically, the response is more likely a puzzled look while they wonder to themselves "Who is this jerk?” Honestly, I sympathize with this response but it probably means you're not the best person in the world at your job.
Now let's talk variety—but first we have to realize that not every category requires it. If you're going to only have one Pinot Grigio it should probably be one that the vast majority of customers who are going to order Pinot Grigio in a restaurant will like and think they got for a relatively good price. If you only have one Pinot Grigio and it's fermented on the skins for three months without sulfur followed by four years of underwater aging and costs $100... then I probably hate you. In the case where you want to highlight a category that you think deserves focus in your program, then just make sure that you are representing unique styles and training your staff accordingly. A “cool” wine director may have twelve vintages of Cascina Francia, but a good wine director has both Altare and Conterno and a staff that can explain the difference.
Short, country- or region-specific wine lists tailored to the cuisine are all the rage these days, and when thoughtfully assembled these lists are great. They tend to challenge the guest to order something unfamiliar—but this style of restaurant is also unlikely to employ a dedicated somm. There is a gauntlet thrown; the guest is almost challenged to order something unfamiliar and the wait staff has to know the list—and the lingo—inside and out. I really love some of the tight, focused, region-specific lists out there, but these always ring a little more true when the wine buyer is really invested in the program. When you can feel the passion for the wine and—almost more importantly—the culture behind it. This is usually an owner's list, not an itinerant wine buyer, who will be somewhere else, buying other wines, in a year.
The massive tome, on the other hand, fossilized quickly in the wake of the 2008 crash. Yet examples live on, in our hallowed halls of fine-dining, and they continue to celebrate their own heft. If you have a 100-page wine list, give us real choice! Choice is not five of ten Burgundy pages devoted solely to La Tâche; that's a still life! If you want to curate something, work in a museum. There's the other extreme, too: the list that is composed solely of the wines that you will drink with chef's menu tonight. You get only the pairing wines, we've decided, because that's what's good for you. Yes, that's fine, I get that your dinner experience is akin to high theatre, but sometimes people just want to drink what they are comfortable with because they are extremely uncomfortable with their awkward date. Again: give us choice! Both of these extremes, in some way, are the same.
For me, my favorite lists tend to be small-ish, with 100-300 selections at a range of price points reachable by an average, hard-working human being—a wide enough variety to satisfy my Seghesio-swilling uncle and me, without judgment. I don't want just the names, but I do want a fair representation of classic archetypes and regions. I like lists that highlight sustainability without being rigidly dogmatic. My dream list: one that shows a buyer understands the vast world of wine styles available, takes care to highlight a few that especially resound with the food, has a little personality, and—most importantly—refuses to fetishize grape juice.
Making a general commentary on wine list pricing is dangerous. Every business model is unique. Some restaurants have owned their real estate for generations and others are paying off construction loans. Nashville is different from New York; a bistro is different from fine dining; not to mention that alcohol taxation can be dramatically different from country to country. That being said, I think there are a few guidelines that can apply in broad context. First, make sure that the average bottle price makes sense for your food prices. I’ve heard the general rule that the average bottle price should be approximately twice that of the average entrée. I'm not willing to put total stock in such an easy generalization, but this doesn't seem too far from the mark. Obviously there are reasons to deviate from any heuristic, but just make sure you're thinking about it.
Second, I would strongly urge considering a scaled markup. If you have a bottle of wine for $10 cost that you really love, I don't think charging even $40 is totally unreasonable. You have to pay the price of admission. That being said, I personally can't imagine paying a three times markup on a $200 cost bottle of wine. Any time I see a wine list with a universal markup percentage (or anything close) I always opt for the less expensive bottle and I save my splurge purchases for restaurants that encourage me to do so. Thinking about the contribution margin (hey I just made $100 profit on my bottle priced at $200 even though it's only 2x markup) as opposed to just a simple margin percentage (I just made $40 profit on my $60 bottle of wine at 3x markup) can have many intangible benefits as well—from increasing staff tips on higher check averages to increased customer satisfaction to lots of Instagram pictures in your restaurant.
In 2012 Annette Alvarez-Peters, lead wine buyer for CostCo, earned scorn and enmity from the wine press when she likened wine to other products, shrugging off the suggestion that wine was any different from toilet paper. As sommeliers we love to glorify our calling—it's an awesome profession, yes—but at a very basic level we are selling very interesting vacuums. Actually, strike that—the margins on vacuums are probably much higher. In any event, providing a simple list of wares might threaten to unmask something banal, so we inject our spin, our personality, our sense of artistry into the endeavor. We desire to create lists that are, like anything material, extensions of ourselves. Great sommeliers find a balance between these two extremes; a great list is a high-wire act of user-friendliness, expert salesmanship, and a little personal expression. As such, I love to see a little exposition sprinkled throughout a list—enough to highlight a few producers or bottles, especially when they are unheralded or easy to overlook but worth championing. That being said, if you can't write; don't. (Or hire someone to do it for you.)
Presentation is also a big deal. Do you go the old leather-bound route? Seems old-fashioned, unless you run a steakhouse. One page lists are great, although those larger than legal-size paper are often too unwieldy at the table. Follow some basic rules: If you have the price in the right-hand column and the wine justified on the left margin, make sure the guest can easily trace from one side to the other; if your lighting is super-dim, adjust your font accordingly, etc. And what about the iPad list? These can be wonderful user-friendly tools or they can be an absolute f***ing disaster. They can allow the guest to quickly narrow down choices or they can invite confusion. Is the screen way too bright for your ambience? Is the iPad itself too heavy? The iPad list can really improve things on the back end, and it makes the 86 list obsolete, but from the guest's perspective the interfaces are usually lacking in, well, a sense of hospitality.
iPad lists probably have their place in state-of-the-art restaurants that specializes in molecular gastronomy and specially made ergonomic chairs or the like, but a good old fashioned list or book will…
Agree with everything above, but the "Waldorf and Statler" presentation style is great too.
One of my favorites is Blackberry Farm's list ... the typography is just beautiful. I love the subtle use of different fonts to make parts of the list stand out even more.
And one of the best things about the list - no bin numbers. For a list with that many selections, it makes it more difficult for the wine team, but adds a subtle bit of extra white space for the user.
Speaking on the last section it seems like writing a wine list is like making a mixtape, expressing yourself by showcasing things other people have created. Doesn't seem like too bad a place to be.
Many salient points raised here. The Rude Record Store Clerk-attitude list, with obscure varieties next to obscure regions, is of little help to anyone, and I'm glad you guys raised the point. It takes more ingenuity and difficulty to spread the love amongst classics, crowd-pleasers and creative finds than it does to fill a list with random crap that nobody knows. Some guests still don't know about dry Riesling so it's doing nobody favors to stack the deck against them. On the other hand, big wine lists are ok (maybe it's because I work with one). We've seen a lot of articles the last two years bagging on big lists, but the reality is that the places that have them have spent a lot of time building them, they can offer incredible variety, and there can be remarkable values strewn throughout them. It's treasure hunting for many guests, and if the somms are hospitable the guest won't feel lost.
At the same time, we really are just elevated librarians, as a somm I respect immensely once told me. This is not an endeavor to inject ego into. Passion, maybe. But never ego.
PS: A few lists I wish I had written:
Kazamierz in Scottsdale, organized by PRICE of all things. Eclectic and hilarious.
Daniel has one of the granddaddy OG lists to me. Dead-on accurate, including accent marks, and filled with more Unicorns than an 80s Trapper Keeper.
State Bird- a study in how to balance a tiny wine list. New World, Old World, Classic and Obscure. And a super-friendly somm team that puts people at ease.
of course none of this applies to maverick wine man Paul Grieco.
I also hate iPad winelists and have been forced to use them in the past. The only guests that were delighted by them were people who were just delighted to be out of the house.
I love you guys so much.
IPad wine lists? In Texas? (At least where I live) I have yet to see that... Lol yes people just don't feel comfortable using the so hi-tech wine list. I know it has its benefits but also its downfalls.
This is a great conversation, and definitely a topic that can be expanded. Considerations like size of the restaurant (a 30-seat restaurant can have a geekier list than a 100+ seat restaurant), the location of the restaurant (a younger, hip neighborhood can have a more "skinny jeans" list), the cuisine/culture/ambiance of the restaurant, the beverage budget, etc. Many things to consider, but I love the emphasis on a well-organized, well-considered, approachable, and profitable wine list.
Awesome article, thanks!
Great article. We have the iPads at the restaurant I work at. I find that most people are not comfortable with it. I am always happy to have an open discussion with them about the wines, and also guide them through navigation. The worst thing about them is when someone is looking thought the list and it keeps updating and making the guest lose their place. Overall I find that people are choosing a wine that they know, or a wine that they first see rather than really exploring the list.
Loved the article. I currently write a 100-or-so bottle list for a Relais & Chateau Inn in Rhode Island, and I've found the best way to categorize the list maintaining both a sense of interest and accessibility is to separate by Old World White and Red and New World White and Red, with body and style (light to full etc) taken into account with the listing. Including rose and sparkling, that leaves me with 6 categories dividing the list on to two legal sized pages. So far success! Thank you for the insights.
You couldn't have put it better, Luke. It's why we have 20 ipads still in their boxes on a shelf since November. I love binwise once a month, but hate it almost everyday when I spend at least an hour trying not to reprint the whole list after I 86 one wine.
Binwise certainly is a challenge to work with for those who don't generate a PDF to print a paper wine list. It took me a solid month of reworking what was originally released as a wine list to make it look as it should... I love utilizing the website for inventory and all that good stuff but for wine list aesthetics it can certainly be tough if you don't know how the visual representation of creating categories and subcategories translates to the actual appearance on the ipad. Although I'm forced to guess TKRG wasn't based on Binwise when it rolled out, given how long its been using the format. As for Geoff Kruth, show a little love and indulge in the hedonistic one finger ipad page swipe!
Luke Boland I actually like the TKRG lists at Per Se and TFL. I think they fit the environment, and as you mentioned they perfectly replicate the printed page without being too flashy. At TFL, that list took over a year to perfect before it was rolled out, though. I would guess most iPad lists don't receive the same level of critique before introducing them to diners. As for Geoff, well, he's just a hater. :)
Out of curiosity, is the disdain for ipad wine lists coming from formats that are very interactive and provide a lot of excess noise? I am curious why there would be any dislike for ipad lists that literally mirror a paper list in every way other than being digital. For instance, at Per Se, the wine list is the exact same lay out and contains no extraneous content or distractions. Are these examples still insufficient, lacking, or frustrating in any way?